Saturday, October 07, 2006

Can't buy me love!

Ok, I KNEW this would happen at some point, but I didn't expect it THAT early.
I ran into a colleague in front of the hotel and it turned out that he's been traveling the globe for about 30 years and had loads of construction site stories in store. Therefore I agreed to go for dinner with him. We had a drink, great food, wine and a nice chat. My alarm bells started to ring when this 50something guy let slip a few ambiguous comments and asked me how old my boyfriend was. Smelling the rat, I joined in and said 27. He found this unusual and mentioned that he wouldn't mind being with a girl who's 30 years younger 'n stuff. Ahmmmm... ok?!? He payed, and I let him - for those comments that was the least. So he asked what we'd be doing now. I said I was sleepy and wanted to go home since I had plans for the next day. When we got near the hotel he said he was thirsty and wanted to have a beer at his room. I said I only wanted to phone my BF and then sleep. In the elevator he offered the "beer" another time and I repeated my plans. He only asked if that would do it for me and I answered with a straight yes.

Being a woman I might not always know what I want but I certainly know what I don't want.
HOLY SHIT! AT LEAST RESPECT THE BASIC PRINCIPELS!!!
1. If you want to lay someone, search in your category (age and/or level-wise).
2. If you are a grandpa I might help you crossing the street, THAT'S IT! Invest the 40 bucks in porn DVDs or hookers - it will get you much further.
3. I could NEVER be that desperate! There are much cuter, younger, potent guys running around. Even if there weren't any, I would rather choose between becoming a lesbian or a convent girl than that!

I hope he got the message - in case he didn't I'll reveal one of those principels to him... out loud... in front of his colleagues ;-)

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